False advertising Memes

Posts tagged with False advertising

Sugar Now Free For Diabetics
Programming AI Webdev
4 days ago 61.3K views 0 shares
Sugar Now Free For Diabetics
Ah, the classic bait and switch marketing that's so prevalent in tech. Someone announces "Cursor is now free for students. Enjoy!" and immediately gets parodied with "Sugar is now free for diabetics. Enjoy!" It's that special kind of tech industry dark humor where we've all been burned by the "free" label. This is basically every "free tier" announcement ever made. Sure, we'll give you the exact thing that's completely useless or potentially harmful to your specific situation. Like offering unlimited storage to someone with no internet connection. Thanks for nothing! The real kicker is how many likes and reposts these announcements get. We're all just digital hamsters running on the hype wheel at this point.

We Are Not Lazy, We Are Privacy Focused
Security Programming Frontend Backend
11 days ago 92.2K views 0 shares
We Are Not Lazy, We Are Privacy Focused
Marketing team: "Our app is privacy-focused!" Developer who actually looked at the code: *shocked cat face* Turns out their "privacy-focused" approach is just storing everything locally with zero encryption—basically the digital equivalent of writing your passwords on a Post-it and calling it "secure" because you didn't post it on Twitter. It's not a feature, it's a shortcut that accidentally became their entire security model!

The Great Mobile Game Bamboozle
Gamedev Programming
16 days ago 68.6K views 0 shares
The Great Mobile Game Bamboozle
Nothing captures the soul-crushing disappointment of mobile game reality quite like this. Those flashy ads show some revolutionary gameplay experience with stunning graphics and deep mechanics. Then you download it and—surprise!—it's just another idle clicker that bombards you with microtransactions every 30 seconds. After 15 years in development, I've seen this same bait-and-switch tactic evolve from "slightly misleading" to "practically criminal." Remember when games were just... games? Now they're psychological experiments designed to extract maximum revenue from your wallet while delivering minimum enjoyment. The perfect game for this meme? Literally any mobile game released in the last five years. Pick one. Any one.

This Ads
Programming C++ Debugging
1 month ago 96.6K views 0 shares
This Ads
Oh boy, the classic bait-and-switch of coding course ads! The top shows this pristine little C++ snippet promising "Success" if you just set c_foundation_course = true and Focus = 100 . Meanwhile, the Drake meme below tells the actual truth - rejecting the fantasy that coding = success and embracing the harsh reality that coding = false (aka "why is my code still broken at 3am?"). It's the perfect representation of what happens when expectation.js meets reality.exe and throws an uncaught exception: Error: Promised_Career_Not_Found .

Only LAN Connection Available
Networking Hardware
2 months ago 86.7K views 1 shares
Only LAN Connection Available
When the hotel advertises "high-speed internet" but you show up and it's just two ethernet cables you need to physically connect between buildings. Sure, technically it's a "direct connection" with "no router bottlenecks." Next they'll tell me their cloud service is just a USB stick taped to a weather balloon.