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Oh boy, the classic bait-and-switch of coding course ads! The top shows this pristine little C++ snippet promising "Success" if you just set c_foundation_course = true and Focus = 100. Meanwhile, the Drake meme below tells the actual truth - rejecting the fantasy that coding = success and embracing the harsh reality that coding = false (aka "why is my code still broken at 3am?"). It's the perfect representation of what happens when expectation.js meets reality.exe and throws an uncaught exception: Error: Promised_Career_Not_Found.

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