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Content Anatomy of a junior dev thinks the scrum master is the CEO jack of all languages, master of none is in every meeting, doesn't understand a thing imposter syndrome hasn't kicked in yet bloodstream contains enough caffeine to put down HR constantly takes on new projects, hasn't finished a single one browses rProgrammerHumor daily but can't relate every PR has 29 revisions IDE has 200 plugins

That irrational urge to fork every major open source project hits differently at 3 AM. "Just in case GitHub disappears tomorrow" is what we tell ourselves, as if we're single-handedly preserving digital history. Meanwhile, our GitHub account becomes a digital hoarding museum with zero commits and that sweet, sweet dopamine hit of seeing 500+ repositories in our profile. It's basically the programmer equivalent of buying books you'll "definitely read someday."

The desperate plea of "import everything please" hits way too close to home! That moment of pure desperation when your code refuses to run and you're ready to beg the compiler to just figure it out for you. Sure, we're supposed to only import what we need, but at 2AM with a deadline looming, specificity goes out the window and we're ready to wildcard import the entire language ecosystem just to make that one function work. The compiler silently judges our lack of module understanding while we frantically type import * like it's some magical incantation that will solve all our problems.