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OMG, the ETERNAL TECH INTERVIEW DANCE! 💃 HR thinks they're conducting a sophisticated talent search while candidates are DESPERATELY trying to figure out if the company offers basic human necessities! The absolute DRAMA of it all! HR: "We need passionate code warriors who BLEED our company values!" Candidates: "But do you have health insurance so I don't ACTUALLY bleed to death?" It's like two people speaking completely different languages while trapped in the same Zoom call! One's hunting for ping-pong-loving code monkeys, the other's just trying to avoid weekend slavery. The AUDACITY of both sides thinking the other one cares about their priorities! The solution? Actually TALK to each other like humans instead of corporate robots performing a ritual mating dance. REVOLUTIONARY CONCEPT!

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HONEY, ANOTHER TECH BRO THINKS HIS AI STARTUP IS REVOLUTIONARY! 🙄 The top panel shows some delusional founder with that manic "I just discovered ChatGPT" gleam in his eyes, screaming about disrupting the entire industry. Meanwhile, the actual industry (represented by endless shelves of identical products) is just sitting there like "Sure, Jan." The industry has heard this EXACT same pitch 47,000 times this week alone and is completely unfazed by your "groundbreaking" idea that's basically just GPT with a fancy logo slapped on it. REVOLUTIONARY INDEED! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

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The modern developer's immunity to recruiter spam has reached legendary status. After years of "Hi {first_name}" messages and "exciting opportunities" that pay in exposure and free snacks, we've evolved strict filtering criteria. Six figures? Remote work? No agile ceremonies where I pretend to care about story points? Suddenly the recruiter has our attention. It's not that we're difficult—we've just been burned enough times to know exactly what we want. That awkward silence when the recruiter realizes they can't offer any of those things? Priceless. Almost as valuable as the 4 hours of my life I'll never get back from that "quick technical chat" that turned into implementing a binary tree from scratch.