The Secret Anti-Aging Formula: Stop Coding

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The Secret Anti-Aging Formula: Stop Coding

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Nothing ages a programmer like debugging someone else's code at 3 AM. The moment you stop writing code and start cashing checks, you magically reverse-age 10 years. That's just science. Every line of code you write is basically a wrinkle transaction. The real anti-aging cream was venture capital all along.

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