Code Unga Bunga: Designer Angst vs. Engineer Solidarity

The eternal workplace dichotomy exposed! Designers clutch their Pantone swatches in existential dread when a new creative joins the team. "My pixel-perfect mockups... my carefully curated color schemes... was it all for nothing?"

Meanwhile, engineers are over in the corner doing the digital equivalent of chest-bumping. New teammate? More brainpower to tackle that legacy codebase nobody wants to touch! Someone else to review those 3,000-line pull requests! Another soul to share the 2AM production hotfix burden!

The tribal knowledge grows stronger. The documentation remains unwritten. The technical debt multiplies. But hey—apes together strong. 🦍💻