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Ah, the classic confusion between programming logic and real-world logic! The student was asked to find the length of the string "Monday" (which is 6 characters), but instead interpreted it as the literal length of a day (24 hours). Whoever graded this deserves a special place in debugging hell for marking it wrong. I mean, technically it's 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4.1 seconds if we're being astronomically pedantic. And if it's a Monday, it feels like 72 hours minimum.

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The media: "HACKERS BREACH TEA DATABASE IN SOPHISTICATED CYBERATTACK!" The actual "hack": requests.get(PUBLIC_URL) Nothing screams "senior developer energy" like seeing Python code that's just fetching publicly available JPG files being labeled a "hack." It's like calling yourself a master chef for successfully boiling water. The real security breach here is whoever decided that putting files in a publicly accessible URL with zero authentication was a good architecture decision. That person probably also uses "password123" and wonders why they keep getting "hacked."

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