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The code tries to allocate 280 TiB for an array, then fails spectacularly with a memory error. Meanwhile, the caption "I'm limited by the technology of my time" perfectly captures that moment when your ambitious project hits the brick wall of hardware reality. Sure, Tony Stark built an Arc Reactor in a cave with scraps, but even he couldn't allocate 280 freaking terabytes of RAM. That's not a Raspberry Pi project—that's a "sell your house for server farm" project.

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Nothing quite matches that special moment when you realize you've spent 40+ hours debugging a variable named userInput while the actual problem was in userImput . The existential crisis hits hard as you contemplate whether your CS degree was worth the student loans. The best part? This isn't even your worst debugging story—it's just Tuesday.

You know you've made it as a software engineer when your entire extended family suddenly becomes your tech support department. Congratulations, you're now the designated "laptop repairman" for every aunt, uncle, and second cousin who still uses Internet Explorer. The Among Us format perfectly captures that moment when you walk into a family gathering and everyone's eyes lock onto you like you're the impostor—except instead of voting you out, they're voting you into fixing their decade-old laptops that "just started running slow" (translation: they have 47 toolbars and a cryptocurrency miner installed). Pro tip: Next time, tell them you're a "backend developer" and watch their eyes glaze over. They'll leave you alone faster than you can say "I don't do hardware."

Ah, the eternal optimism of management thinking AI will magically fix broken developers. Spoiler alert: if you couldn't code before, ChatGPT just helps you generate bugs with more confidence. It's like giving a better shovel to someone who's digging in the wrong spot – you're just hitting bedrock faster. The real 10x developer move is knowing when to not use AI and actually understand what you're building.