Git Commands: The Ryanair Experience

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Git Commands: The Ryanair Experience

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The perfect visual metaphor for Git workflow doesn't exi—

Wait, it's Ryanair! The top image shows a plane landing (git commit) - safely storing your code changes. The middle shows a plane taking off (git push) - launching your commits to the remote repository with the confidence of a budget airline pilot.

But that bottom image... git add with people climbing stairs to nowhere in the desert is absolutely savage. Just like how we frantically stage random files hoping they'll somehow work together, while stranded in dependency hell.

Whoever made this clearly had to debug merge conflicts at 3am before a deadline.

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