The Bell Curve Of Developer Self-Awareness

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Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): edev a EDEV BASEename exist ok True) actidir CONDABASEename'etccondaa deacdir CONDABASEename etcconda os. makedirs (acts dir, existok True) os.makedirs deac exist con actidir'edevon.sh' eoff a deac dir'edevoff.sh' if not os.path.is link(con): os. symlink(BIN'edevon.sh', con) if not os-path os.symlink(BIN x Syntax error on token throws interface exp Syntax error on token expected after this tC Syntax error, insert SimpleName to complete Qi Syntax error, insert Identifier ( to complete Meth Syntax error, insert to complete MethodDeclar Syntax error on token expected Java(1610612 asyntax error on token expected after this toke Syntax error, insert J to compiete InterfaceBod TextProcessorUsing Hashmaps.java The method fileAnalysish is undefined for the type FUNNY COLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

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Content What's the worst code you've seen a paid programmer X write? Danny Kodicek, Educational Software Developer and Teacher Answered Jun 24 Without a doubt, my own. The worst piece of programming I ever did, which shames me to this day, was when a friend asked me to put together a countdown clock for the London 2012 Olympic committee. The announcement was due to be made whether London had won the bid, they were having a party, and they wanted a countdown on the wall. It wasn't exactly a difficult job, but I put some work in to make it look nice. But I forgot one rather crucial detail. And so the next day I discovered people had watched the clock and chanted along as it counted down... 00:05 00:04 00:03 00:02 00:01 00:00 00:-01 00:-02 My cheeks burn every time I think of it.