Tell Me The Truth About Memory Waste

computer science data structures Data types Efficiency Programming fundamentals Boolean Memory optimization Memory waste Byte Bits

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Tell Me The Truth About Memory Waste

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OMG, the AUDACITY of computer science to waste 7 ENTIRE BITS just to store a measly true/false value! 😭 A whole BYTE—8 precious bits—sacrificed for something that could be represented with just ONE! It's like buying a mansion to store a single paperclip! THE HORROR! Meanwhile, memory optimization nerds are literally SOBBING in the corner while the rest of us casually throw gigabytes around like confetti. The TRAUMA is real, people!

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