Tell Me The Truth

Ah, the classic "just add one more feature" nightmare. The top shows a neat, organized highway interchange that handles traffic efficiently. The bottom? That's what happens when management says "it's just one tiny addition" to your beautifully architected system. This is why senior devs twitch uncontrollably when they hear "can we just add this small thing?" That 1001st requirement is never just appending a line of code—it's rebuilding the entire spaghetti junction while traffic is still flowing. And somehow you're expected to maintain both monstrosities without documentation. Just like real infrastructure, nobody appreciates good code until they're stuck in the traffic jam of technical debt.

Content How to do coding You write some code in the editor Then you try executing it. Fuck! You messed it all up, just like everything else you do. Your code is exactly like your life. A lot of bugs, unreadable... and no one loves you.

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Content Florin Pop - florinpop1705 Yes, I am a programmer. No, I do not install Windows and drivers. No, I don't know what's the best laptop for you. No, I do not know why your internet is laggy. I'm sorry. I'm just a programmer. 8:48 PM Dec 8, 2019 Twitter Web App