Tell Me The Truth

Boolean Memory optimization computer science Data types Bit manipulation Programming fundamentals Memory waste Efficiency Low level programming Computer memory

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Tell Me The Truth

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The hard truth nobody wants to hear: a single boolean value takes up an entire byte in memory, wasting 7 perfectly good bits. It's like buying an 8-bedroom mansion just to store a houseplant. Memory optimization purists lie awake at night thinking about those wasted bits while the rest of us just keep adding more RAM to our machines. Sure, we could pack 8 booleans into a single byte with bit manipulation, but who has time for that when there's a deadline tomorrow and the client just changed the requirements again?

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