If Time Is Integer Use Laps

Integer overflow Data types F1 Racing Software bug Formula one Time tracking Developer mistake Type error Carlos sainz

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If Time Is Integer Use Laps

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When your racing app developer confuses data types and Sainz ends up 50 laps behind instead of 50 seconds. Classic integer overflow, but in reverse! Poor Sainz went from "slightly behind" to "might as well be racing in next week's Grand Prix." That's what happens when you let the same person who coded your website also handle your F1 timing software. Next time, hire someone who knows the difference between tracking lap times and counting how many times you've circled the Earth.

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