If Time Is Integer Use Laps

Integer overflow Data types Developer mistake Racing Type error Time tracking F1 Software bug Formula one Carlos sainz

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If Time Is Integer Use Laps

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When your racing app developer confuses data types and Sainz ends up 50 laps behind instead of 50 seconds. Classic integer overflow, but in reverse! Poor Sainz went from "slightly behind" to "might as well be racing in next week's Grand Prix." That's what happens when you let the same person who coded your website also handle your F1 timing software. Next time, hire someone who knows the difference between tracking lap times and counting how many times you've circled the Earth.

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