It Is Very Important

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It Is Very Important

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Writing actual code? Nah, that's too productive. But spending half an hour in a heated debate about whether it should be userData, user_data, or the absolutely chaotic uData? Now THAT'S time well spent! The real programming happens in those sacred naming ceremonies where friendships end and coding standards are born. Because let's face it - we'd rather die on the hill of proper variable naming than actually ship the feature.

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