The Dam Of Technical Debt

management Technical debt Refactoring Software development Legacy code Code quality Coding priorities Software maintenance Disaster waiting to happen Dam breaking

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The Dam Of Technical Debt

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That tiny crack in the dam is all that stands between your company and a catastrophic flood of bad code decisions from 2012. Management keeps asking why you're "wasting time" fixing the crack instead of building that pointless new feature nobody asked for. Meanwhile, the intern just asked what "documentation" means.

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