The Dam Of Technical Debt

Technical debt Software development Code quality Legacy code management Dam breaking Software maintenance Refactoring Disaster waiting to happen Coding priorities

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The Dam Of Technical Debt

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That tiny crack in the dam is all that stands between your company and a catastrophic flood of bad code decisions from 2012. Management keeps asking why you're "wasting time" fixing the crack instead of building that pointless new feature nobody asked for. Meanwhile, the intern just asked what "documentation" means.

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