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Family Life For Programmers
Programming Csharp C++ Typescript Python
1 day ago 133.2K views 1 shares
Family Life For Programmers
The eternal relationship paradox for coders. She's upset about being treated like an object, while he's literally offering to elevate her to class status. Talk about a communication breakdown worthy of a Stack Overflow question! In object-oriented programming, objects are instances of classes, so he's technically offering a promotion in the hierarchy. Sadly, his girlfriend doesn't appreciate the distinction between being instantiated versus being a blueprint. Marriage counselors should really learn programming fundamentals before taking on dev clients.

I Use C++ In JavaScript
Javascript Webdev C++ Programming Frontend
1 month ago 79.6K views 0 shares
I Use C++ In JavaScript
When someone claims they "use C++ in JavaScript," you expect some horrifying abomination of code. But then they show a basic for loop with C++ style increment (c++) and suddenly everyone's laughing because it's the most innocent dad joke in programming history. It's like telling people you know kung fu and then just waving your arms around making "whoosh" sounds. The audacity of this pun deserves both a standing ovation and immediate revocation of coding privileges.

Python's Import Tariff Crisis
Python Programming
2 months ago 100.4K views 0 shares
Python's Import Tariff Crisis
Looks like international trade negotiations have reached the codebase. The joke hinges on Python's infamous import statement that pulls in external libraries—something Python devs do religiously. Meanwhile, world leaders are debating actual trade tariffs, completely unaware they're about to start a language war bigger than tabs vs spaces. Ten years of building software and I've never seen a Python project that doesn't import half the PyPI registry. Those dependency trees make the global supply chain look straightforward by comparison.

Library Completely Misses The Point
Python Programming
3 months ago 108.4K views 0 shares
Library Completely Misses The Point
Someone just discovered that a data manipulation library named after a bear can't actually climb bamboo or sleep 16 hours a day. Next they'll tell us NumPy arrays can't bake pies and Matplotlib can't draw realistic portraits of Matthew McConaughey. Shocking revelation for junior developers who expected their import statements to summon actual animals.

Vet Programmer
Debugging Csharp Algorithms Javascript Programming
4 months ago 143.0K views 1 shares
Vet Programmer
Dad's not a veterinarian—he's a debugger ! The kid thinks daddy can fix a hedgehog because "he fixes bugs every day," but plot twist: those animal books are actually programming manuals with cute critters on the covers! Python, C#, JavaScript... turns out the only animals this dev dad knows are the ones living in his code forest. The ultimate dad joke that works on two levels—just like a good inheritance hierarchy!