I Use C++ In JavaScript

Ah, the classic "let me put every tech sticker on my laptop" phase that somehow never ends. That sheet is basically a developer's Tinder profile - trying to impress everyone while secretly knowing half those technologies hate each other. VSCode and Rust living peacefully next to PHP and JavaScript is like putting cats and dogs in the same tiny apartment and expecting them to share the remote. That Go mascot at the bottom is just waiting for the chaos to unfold. It's the tech equivalent of wearing both Nike and Adidas to the same gym.

Content Replace a semicolon (; with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error. error: unknown start of token: u37e - main.rs:2:30 2 I printin! ("Hello, world!"); help: Unicode character ';' (Greek Question Mark) Looks like ';' (Semicolon), but it is not printin! ("Hello, world!"); Pathetic.

Content Me running out of Area 51 knowing what "this" refers to in JavaScript

Content Python: What if everything was a dict? Java: What if everything was an object? JavaScript: What if everything was a dict and an object? C: What if everything was a pointer? APL: What if everything was an array? Tel: What if everything was a string? Prolog: What if everything was a term? LISP: What if everything was a pair? Scheme: What if everything was a function? Haskell: What if everything was a monad? Assembly: What if everything was a register? Cog: What if everything was a typeproposition? COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE? C: What if everything was like Java, but different? Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched? Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END C: What if we added everything to the language? C11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff? Rust: What if garbage collection didn't exist? Go: What if we tried designing C a second time? Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language? Peri6: What if we took the joke too far? PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier? VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program? VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again? Forth: What if everything was a stack? ColorForth: What if the stack was green? PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi? XSLT: What if everything was an XML element? Make: What if everything was a dependency? m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted? Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM? Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM? Lua: What if game developers got tired of C? Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything? Malbolge: What if there is no god? nixcraft

Content Virgin API Consumer JSON Fears HTML Limited to the what the API can do Has to identify himself even for read-only APIs API Provider takes away his endpoint data is 10 minutes behind 429 Too Many Requests Has to worry about quota Thinks that he is making his life easier begs his users for auth API keys has to verify his email, phone, driver's license, ssn, dna sample has to agree to Terms of Service and follow the the rules Tokens Chad third-party scraper follows no rules, doesn't agree to any terms of service Even Javascript can't stop him pays laborers to solve captchas ; Luminati BUSInesS DrOXV NeTWOrK doesn't even have a phone number scrapes so fast the backend crashes Se So Ramsab" can work anonymously has no limitations can access any data he wants parses HTML with regex MULLVAD entire industries are dedicated to stopping him 5 SMSPvA 2Captcha his business is profitable website thinks his user agent is a phone Can do whatever he wants Doesn't care about changes in policies millions of engineer hours, still can't stop him from scraping promising career at high-frequency trading firm (just scrapes in his spare time)

The corporate mantra that haunts every developer's nightmares. Some exec heard "dependencies are risky" once at a golf course and suddenly your team is reinventing perfectly good wheels because "we need to own the libs." Meanwhile, the same company will happily outsource their entire infrastructure to AWS without blinking. The irony burns hotter than my CPU after running npm install.