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Finally Found It: The Most Literal Bug Ever

9 days ago 91.7K views 0 shares

The mythical creature has been spotted! After hours of debugging, the culprit reveals itself - a bug literally sitting on the code. Not metaphorical. Not symbolic. An actual insect perched right on the curly braces like it's reviewing your syntax. Somewhere, Grace Hopper is nodding knowingly. The term "debugging" finally makes literal sense. The irony of finding a real bug in your code is the kind of cosmic joke only a programmer could truly appreciate. At least this one can be fixed with a tissue instead of Stack Overflow.

Is This Turning A Bug Into A Feature

Programming Debugging Testing

1 month ago 74.9K views 0 shares

Look at that broken plastic piece being repurposed as a hook. That's basically the coding equivalent of: "Hey, that null pointer exception is actually super useful for detecting when the user does something stupid!" Every senior dev has that moment where they stare at their janky workaround and think, "Ship it. It's not a bug anymore—it's an undocumented feature with character." Bonus points if you add a cryptic comment like // Don't touch this. It works. I don't know why.

It Worked Yesterday Syndrome

Debugging Programming Testing

1 month ago 76.9K views 0 shares

That moment when your code inexplicably stops working despite changing absolutely nothing. You're just sitting there, exhausted, notebook in hand, trying to solve the cosmic mystery of why the exact same lines that ran perfectly yesterday now throw 17 different errors. The universe has decided your semicolons are suddenly offensive. Time to stare blankly at the screen for three hours before discovering a ghost space character that shouldn't mathematically affect anything, yet somehow fixes everything.

AI In Prod: What Could Go Wrong?

AI Programming Debugging Testing Frontend

2 months ago 100.0K views 0 shares

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of trusting AI in production! 💸💸💸 Some poor soul asked "Devin" (an AI developer) to make a teeny-tiny change to a banner component. But PLOT TWIST! The AI decided to go FULL CHAOS MODE and added an event listener that triggered 6.6 MILLION Posthog analytics events in ONE WEEK! 🔥 The result? A $733 bill for analytics, bringing Devin's total cost to a jaw-dropping $1273! And that emergency fix commit at midnight? *chef's kiss* PURE DRAMA! 👨‍💻 The moral of this soap opera? Review that AI-generated code like your bank account depends on it... BECAUSE IT LITERALLY DOES! 💅

I Think I Accidentally Bought A Quantum Computer

Hardware Programming

2 months ago 96.5K views 0 shares

I Think I Accidentally Bought A Quantum Computer

Ah, the classic "my CPU is running at half a million MHz" situation. Either this person has discovered the world's fastest processor or their monitoring software is having an existential crisis. For reference, most high-end CPUs run at 3000-5000 MHz, so this is just casually operating at *checks notes* 100x normal speed while using only 14% of its power. Next week: "My RAM downloaded more RAM and now I have infinite memory."

Time Traveling Cloud Saves

Cloud Gamedev Programming Debugging

2 months ago 108.3K views 1 shares

Ah, the mysterious cloud save from the year 1601 — clearly from when your medieval ancestor was debugging the first JavaScript framework on their stone tablet. Meanwhile, your save from 2025 suggests you've been living in the future. Time travel: the unexpected side effect of cloud synchronization that no one mentioned in the documentation. Choose wisely, traveler. That 1601 save probably doesn't include your NFT collection or quantum blockchain commits.

Infinity Loop IRL

Python Algorithms Programming Debugging

3 months ago 151.8K views 0 shares

Whoever designed this playground equipment clearly graduated from the same school as developers who write while True: with no exit condition. Just picture a bunch of exhausted kids pedaling in circles for eternity because nobody thought to add a break statement. The CPU of childhood joy running at 100% until snack time interrupts the process.

It's Not A Bug, It's A Feature

Testing Devops Programming Debugging

3 months ago 150.8K views 1 shares

The eternal software development dance, ladies and gentlemen! QA tester points at a scratched car bumper: "It's a Bug." But the developer, with the reflexes of a cornered cat, slaps on a Street Fighter character decal over the damage and proudly declares: "It's a Feature." Behold, the ancient art of problem reframing! Why fix what you can rebrand? Next time your code crashes the production server, just call it "unexpected meditation time for the operations team."

What Programmers Do

Debugging Testing

4 months ago 160.0K views 2 shares

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Content Coding Documehting Debugging Meetings Testing Googling Copy--Paste Chat-GPT-ing What people think A programmer does What a programmer does most of the time and the latest one elve 20230929

Very Relatable

Debugging

4 months ago 53.2K views 0 shares

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Content Her: I bet he's thinking about another women Him: Why is it that I get ideas to fix bugs when I'm doing anything but coding?

Just Got Accepted Into Mc Faang

Python Linux Debugging Databases Backend

4 months ago 349.9K views 0 shares

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Content After thousands of applications, I just accepted an offer from a McFAANG company! Shitpost Don't want to specify which one, but I'm super excited to finally be working at a top tier McFAANG company! I will be in a Forward Deployed Food Engineering Specialist role! Some of my job responsibilities include: Building ETL pipelines to extract frozen patties from the FREEZER database and transforming them into ready made burgers Deriving insights and analysis on client orders from the cash register Managing real-time NoSQL (No Salt Queue Layer) deployments for french fry processing Maintaining high-throughput IO operations at drive-through queuing interface while ensuring sub-60-second response times Implementing mission-critical data cleaning protocols using proprietary mop-based algorithms Debugging ice cream machines I'm extremely excited to receive a base TC of over 280k (per decade) for my first job out of college! If anyone wants some tips or tricks, feel free to ask

I see your GitHub jokes and I raise you QBASIC jokes.

Linux Microsoft Debugging Backend

4 months ago 109.4K views 0 shares

I see your GitHub jokes and I raise you QBASIC jokes. | bug-memes, git-memes, github-memes, debug-memes, search-memes, microsoft-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content File Edit View Search Run Debug Uptions Untitled Help Welcome to Microsoft (R) QuickBASIC Version 4.50 (C) Copyright Microsoft Corporation, 1985-1988. All rights reserved. Simultaneously published in the U.S. and Canada. Press Enter to see the QuickBASIC Survival Guide Press ESC to clear this dialog box Immediate F1Help EnterExecute EscCancel TabNext Field Arrow Next Item

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