Just An Exclamation Mark? Not In My Codebase!

The eternal struggle of clipboard roulette. CTRL+V works flawlessly 99% of the time, but CTRL+C? That's the command you'll find yourself hitting 4-5 times just to be sure. Nothing quite like pasting your carefully copied API key only to see yesterday's lunch order appear instead. Trust issues with technology are real, and they start with the copy command.

ChatGPT confidently declaring there are 9 triangles when most humans can only spot 4 is the perfect metaphor for AI development. It's either seeing mathematical patterns beyond our comprehension or just making stuff up with unwavering confidence. The real AGI achievement isn't counting triangles—it's the audacity to be wrong with such conviction that you start questioning your own sanity. Next up: AI explaining why your code works when it absolutely shouldn't.

Fashion designers create clothes. Programmers literally create dress code. This skirt is what happens when you wear your JavaScript minified in production. Sure beats the boring office attire—nothing says "I know what I'm doing" like wrapping yourself in hundreds of functions that probably don't pass code review. The ultimate power move is explaining to your date that your outfit has more nested callbacks than their entire codebase.

Oh look, it's the ancient ritual of sprinkling semicolons into your code like they're magical seasoning that makes everything work! This developer is out here adding semicolons to their code with the same energy as someone adding salt to soup—not really knowing if it's needed, but absolutely CONVINCED it'll fix everything. The casual hand gesture while doing it? *Chef's kiss*. Because nothing says "I understand my programming language's syntax rules" quite like yeeting semicolons everywhere and hoping for the best. JavaScript devs switching to Java be like... or literally anyone who's paranoid about compilation errors and thinks more semicolons = fewer problems. Spoiler alert: it doesn't work that way, bestie.

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