Terminal Of Mass Destruction

Content THE I PROGRAMMER EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATELY SLACKING OFF: "CHATGPT IS DOWN" HEY! GET BACK TO WORK! CHATGPT DOWN : OH. CARRY ON.

Ah, the unholy trinity of developer nightmares presented as dark magic symbols! These three commands represent career-ending mistakes that haunt the dreams of tech professionals: DROP DATABASE - The database equivalent of a tactical nuke. One second your data exists, the next second your resume is being updated. rm -rf /* - The Linux command that says "I'd like everything on this system deleted, please and thank you." Hope you enjoyed having files! git push --force - The team collaboration destroyer. Nothing says "my code is more important than everyone else's work" quite like overwriting the shared repository history. Execute any of these in production without a backup, and you might as well start practicing the phrase "Would you like fries with that?"

Content References 418 I'm a teapol Y Filter 414 URI Too Long 415 Unsupported Media Type 416 Range Not Satisfiable 417 Expectation Failed 418 I'm a teapot 421 Misdirected Request 422 Unprocessable Content 423 Locked English (US) 418 I'm a teapot The HTTP 418 I'm a teapot client error response code indicates that the server refuses to brew coffee because it is, permanently, a teapot. A combined coffeetea pot that is temporarily out of coffee should instead return 503. This error is a reference to Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol defined in April Fools' jokes in 1998 and 2014. Some websites use this response for requests they do not wish to handle, such as automated queries. Status 418 I'm a teapot Specifications

Content What I thought programming with gen AI would be like 0 Write all the code Make it fast Make itpretty Write all thetests Right away boss! Is this it? No it's wrong What it's really like My mistake -What about this? ( It has a bug Mb how about now? Now it has 2 new bugs Ah... Nvm Just give me this and I'll do the rest dandytoon dandytoon dandkim.com

Content STOP DOING AGILE • SOFTWARE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SISYPHEAN • YEARS OF PROGRAMS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for a DAILY STANDUP • Wanted to add features anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "WATERFALL" • "Yes please give me UNFINISHED software. Please let me work INFINITY hours"- Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the keyboards & mice we built for them (This is REAL Programming, done by REAL Programmers): SCRUM PROCESS ????? ????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like features please" They have played us for absolute fools

Content Updated by: 435 Network Working Group Request for Comments: 318 NIC: 9348 References: RFC 139, 158, and NIC 7104 Jon Postel UCLA-NMC April 3, 1972 Telnet Protocol At the October 1971 Network Working Group Meeting, I promised to promptly produce a document which clearly and succinctly specified and explained the Official Telnet Protocol. This document fails to meet any part of that promise. This document was not produced promptly. This document is neither clear nor succinct. There is NO Official Telnet Protocol. The following pages present my understanding of the ad hoc Telnet protocol. There are some who have serious questions about this protocol. The proposed changes to the protocol are given in Section IV. Any comments should be promptly directed to me via the Network Information Center (Ident JBP) or by phone (213) 825-2368 or by mail. Jon Postel SPADE Group 3804 Bolter Hall UCLA Los Angeles, California 90024