Terminal Of Mass Destruction

Nothing says "I'm definitely a hacker" like opening a terminal with its black background and colorful text in public. I've stopped using terminals at coffee shops because I'm tired of explaining that I'm just checking why my API is returning 500 errors, not launching nukes at North Korea. The best part is when you type ls -la and someone gasps like you just bypassed the Pentagon's firewall. Ten years of software architecture experience and my family still thinks I can fix their Facebook account because "you know computers."