Ok Ima Fight Linux... Damn Linux Hit Hard

Content Me: runs a command Linux: Nope, I am not gonna do that Me: puts sudo before the command Linux: I did not expect that power made with mematic

Nothing captures the essence of programming quite like this masterpiece. The Linux kernel creator with a minimalist setup—just a desk, monitor, and probably vim running somewhere—creating one of the most powerful operating systems in history. Meanwhile, the guy who couldn't pass intro programming has a gaming battlestation that would make NASA jealous. Three monitors, RGB everything, liquid cooling... all to run "Hello World" with 17 syntax errors. Classic case of compensating for something. Turns out you don't need 16GB of RAM to misunderstand recursion.

Content Diana Carrier artemis134. Follow Programming is like magic. You write very specific instructions in arcane languages to invoke commands, and if you get it even a little bit wrong you risk unleashing demons and destroying everything. 1:49 PM - 23 Jun 2018

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That heart-stopping moment when muscle memory betrays you. Casually hitting Ctrl+C to copy text, only to realize you're in the terminal and just killed your process with the SIGINT signal. Your unsaved work? Gone. Your carefully crafted command? Terminated. Your dignity? Completely evaporated. The worst part is knowing you'll absolutely do it again next week.

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