Ok Ima Fight Linux... Damn Linux Hit Hard

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Ok Ima Fight Linux... Damn Linux Hit Hard

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You start with such bravado. "I'm gonna switch to Linux! No more Windows bloat! I'll compile my own kernel!" Then reality knocks you flat on your ass when you spend six hours trying to get your Wi-Fi driver working only to discover your graphics card isn't supported. The confidence-to-competence pipeline is brutal in Linux land. That water bottle isn't hydration—it's tears from trying to remember if it's sudo apt-get or sudo apt install for the fifth time today.

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