Linux Users Are Cool

You know that one person who somehow manages to mention their Arch installation at literally every social gathering? Yeah, they showed up to a funeral. The priest is asking for final words and someone just had to announce their OS preference to the grieving family. Brother, read the room. Nobody asked, and frankly, the deceased probably used Windows anyway. The Linux evangelism is strong with this one—so strong that basic social awareness took a backseat to flexing their distro choice. Look, we get it. You compile your own kernel. You haven't seen a GUI in three years. Your .bashrc has more lines than most people's codebases. But maybe, just maybe, save it for the tech meetup instead of Grandma's funeral.