Its Not Abug Its Afeature

Content Logging in and running 'git status how's my favorite branch doing?

Terminal commands for the socially challenged developer. Why physically experience nature when you can just create a directory called "outside" and execute a touch command on a file named "grass"? Problem solved. Management can no longer complain about work-life balance when you've technically "touched grass" today. Bonus points if you add it to your daily cron jobs.

Content SAY THE LINE WINDOWS COMMAND PROMPT. LS IS NOT RECOGNIZED AS AN INTERNAL OR EXTERNAL COMMAND OPERABLE PROGRAM ORBATCHFILE

Content Katerina Borodina kathyra protip: alias sudo to "please" for a much more wholesome unix experience karbandSOLSTICE: alias please"sudo" skarbandSOLSTICE: please mv README.md codemopolitan skarbandSOLSTICE: please find codemopolitan -iname ME.md codemopolitanREADME.md karbandSOLSTICE: please shutdown

Content Me: You need to install git locally to use GitHub My boss:

The perfect metaphor for the Vim user in every dev team. While everyone else is silently mourning the death of simplicity in text editors, that one developer just has to announce their undying loyalty to Vim. It's like a funeral for normal editing workflows, and the Vim enthusiast still can't resist the urge to tell everyone about their 47 custom keybindings and how they can delete a word with "diw" faster than you can reach for your mouse. The coffin might as well contain the remains of productive team discussions that don't devolve into editor wars.