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Content ingenarel just accidentally perma deleted my whole neovim config.... was trying to modularize the old spaghetti config instead of renaming it with r... i made a new file using a... and then deleted the config somebody just kill me WAIT ISTILL HAVE THE GIT VERSION FUCK YEAH OMG OMG I'M A GENIUS Message offtopic

Content Huenry Hueffman HenryHoffman I fucked up Git so bad it turned into Guitar Hero 2 Follow Pathetic. All Branches V Show Remote Branches Ancestor Order Graph

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Content Just got a first job They don't use git and don't have any documentation. ProgrammerHumor io

Content Have you ever heard the tragity of Darth malloc the wise? I thought not. It's not a tale Java would tell you, It's a C legend. Malloc was a C function so powerful and so wise that it could use machine language to allocate memory itself. It had so much knowledge of machine code it could create dynamically sized arrays. Unfortunately he taught free everything he knew and one day free deallocated all of its memory. Ironic. It could allocate memory for others, but not itself.

Content STOP USING DOCKER APPLICATIONS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE TRAPPED IN VIRTUAL JARS LIKE DIGITAL FIREFLIES YEARS OF SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT yet NO ONE QUESTIONED WHY WE'RE PUTTING PROGRAMS IN IMAGINARY BOATS "Let's containerize our monolith", "I'll just quickly spin up 17 microservices" -- Statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged OBSERVE the WHALE-SIZED DECEPTION they've FOOLED us with all this time (These are REAL IMAGES used to EXPLAIN DOCKER) ??????? ????????????????? Ahoy matey, I'd like to run my website in a virtual sea shanty They have plaved us for absolute fools