Early Access To Kernel Panic

Parenting kernel Tech dad Compilation unix sysadmin command line open source

Linux Programming

2 months ago 248,880 views 3 shares

Early Access To Kernel Panic

linux-memes, parenting-memes, kernel-memes, programming-memes, tech-dad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Starting them young on kernel compilation, I see. That baby's face is the exact same expression I had during my first segmentation fault. Dad's over here thinking he's preparing the next Linus Torvalds, but that kid's already contemplating a career in product management. Nothing says "I love you" like condemning your offspring to a lifetime of tracking down missing dependencies and explaining to non-technical family members that "No, I can't fix your printer just because I know Linux."

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