Early Access To Kernel Panic

Starting them young on kernel compilation, I see. That baby's face is the exact same expression I had during my first segmentation fault. Dad's over here thinking he's preparing the next Linus Torvalds, but that kid's already contemplating a career in product management. Nothing says "I love you" like condemning your offspring to a lifetime of tracking down missing dependencies and explaining to non-technical family members that "No, I can't fix your printer just because I know Linux."