Early Access To Kernel Panic

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Ah, the classic Docker bloat syndrome. Why create a svelte 50MB image with just what you need when you can ship a 2GB monstrosity that includes three Linux distros, a complete JDK, and somehow Visual Studio? The "minimal container" is just a theoretical concept developers tell themselves exists while they casually add another layer with "just one more dependency." By Friday, your microservice needs its own ZIP code.

Nothing screams "tech superiority" quite like typing cryptic commands in a black terminal while your non-technical friend watches in bewildered horror. The raw power that courses through your veins when you sudo apt-get update in front of someone who thinks you're hacking the Pentagon is simply unmatched. Sure, money buys yachts and status gets you into fancy restaurants, but making eye contact with someone while you casually pipe grep output to awk? That's the kind of high no offshore account can provide.

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