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When you search for "vi" and Google immediately suggests "Did you mean: emacs" - that's not a search engine, that's a declaration of war in the text editor holy wars. Google just picked a side in the oldest developer rivalry known to mankind. Next they'll be suggesting "Did you mean: spaces" when you search for tabs. The audacity!

Content Nick Zorchenhimer When your company pays you for each line The Production Code: public static bool CompareBooleans (bool orig, bool val) return AreBooleansEqual (orig, val); internal static bool AreBooleansEqual(bool orig, bool val) if(orig val) return false; return trues 12:54 AM 31 May 19 Twitter Web Client 2,519 Retweets 7,054 Likes 17 8

Ah, the classic "let me help you shoot yourself in the foot" tech support. That innocent little while true; do kill -9 -1; done script is basically the nuclear option of process management. It sends the kill signal to every process it can reach, including your shell, system services, and probably your will to live. The ChatGPT smiley face at the end is just the digital equivalent of handing someone a live grenade and saying "have a nice day!"

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