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Microsoft to Copyright Pi, Found to Contain Entire Arial Font In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through the tech and math communities, Microsoft has announced plans to copyright the constant pi (r). The company claims to have discovered that pi, when properly decoded, contains the entire Arial fontface. Dr. Calibri explained: "We were analyzing pi’s decimal expansion when we noticed a pattern starting at the 3,141,592nd decimal place. By treating certain sequences as SVG path instructions, we found that the resulting Bezier curves perfectly matched the outlines of Arial characters in alphabetical order." Microsoft’s legal team wasted no time in filing a copyright claim on pi, arguing that since it contains their proprietary font, they now own the rights to the number itself. This move has sparked outrage among mathematicians and free software advocates alike. Meanwhile, Google is rumored to be searching for Roboto hidden within the digits of e.