Stop It Pls: When Memes Become Interview Questions

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The modern tech hiring process in all its absurd glory! Companies expect candidates to endure multiple assessments, tech screens, and interviews like some twisted loyalty test. Meanwhile, developers with options are just like "nope, found someone who values my time and pays me what I'm worth." The recruiter's meltdown is the chef's kiss - they're not mad you didn't get the job, they're mad you didn't properly submit to their ridiculous gauntlet. Nothing more satisfying than skipping straight to the offer while HR is still planning your fourth interview about how you'd escape from a blender if you were the size of a peanut.

Spending 47 hours configuring your Linux distro with custom kernel modules, a tiling window manager, and 16 different terminal color schemes just to feel like a digital special forces operator... meanwhile your mom can't even figure out how to send an email from your battle station. The irony is that you've built this ultra-powerful system that's completely unusable by anyone but yourself. That's not a bug though—it's a feature.

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