Stop It Pls: When Memes Become Interview Questions

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Forced to code instead of pondering existence? Congrats, you've stumbled into the Ship of Theseus paradox anyway! This Python code brilliantly implements the ancient philosophical question: if you replace every part of a ship, is it still the same ship? The code compares two identical ASCII art ships and concludes they're the same despite replacements - exactly what philosophers have argued about for centuries. Your parents thought they were steering you away from "useless" philosophy, but here you are, solving metaphysical puzzles with a text editor instead of a quill. Checkmate, practical career advice.

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The modern gaming industry's obsession with forcing internet connections for fundamentally offline experiences is indeed a mountain of absurdity. Nothing quite captures the existential dread of installing a single-player game only to discover it needs to phone home to some server for absolutely no logical reason. It's the digital equivalent of needing permission from a stranger to read a book you already own. "Sorry, can't save your progress in this completely offline narrative experience because our authentication servers are down for maintenance." Brilliant design philosophy there.

Spend just a few minutes with C++ and you'll collect the complete trilogy: depression from memory leaks, violent rage from undefined behavior, and suicidal thoughts from template errors. The best part? You don't even need years of experience—these treasures are available to you within the first hour of compiling. And yet we keep coming back for more punishment because nothing says "real programmer" like manually managing your own memory while crying.

OMG, the ultimate nerd joke just dropped! 💀 The meme shows logical gates OR, NOR, and XOR with their proper circuit symbols, but then for "EOR" it's literally Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh! It's that horrific moment when your computer science professor makes a dad joke and you don't know whether to laugh or transfer schools. The audacity of combining digital logic with cartoon characters should be ILLEGAL! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*