Webdev moment

Ah, the classic programmer date format dilemma! While most people think of candlelit dinners or romantic walks, our hero goes straight for the DD/MM/YYYY specification. Because nothing says "I'm a developer" like having strong opinions about date formats. This is peak programmer humor - the kind where we completely miss social cues because we're too busy thinking about data standardization. ISO 8601 supporters are probably fuming right now. "YYYY-MM-DD is clearly superior for sorting!" they scream into their mechanical keyboards. At least he didn't say Unix timestamp. That would've been a second date dealbreaker for sure.

When someone asks why a button doesn't work and gets told to "lick it" - turns out there's literally an onclick="lick" event handler! The perfect blend of terrible tech support and actual code. Next time your app breaks, just remember: maybe the developer really did expect you to lick your screen. Tastes like debugging tears.

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Content You VS the guy she told you not to worry about let testArray 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 8,9,1 0,11,12,13,14, 15, 16,17,18, 19,20,21,2 2,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,3 4,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43, 45 6,47,48,49,50,51,52,53,54 55.56 8,59,60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69, 0,71,72,73,74,75 7677 78 79.80. 81 2,83,84,85,86,87,88,89,90,91,92 4,95,96,97,98,99,100 function evenNumbers (arr) let newArray J; for (let i0;iarr. length; i) if (arr il 2 0) newArray.push (arr i); return newArray; console. log (evenNumbers (testArray)); let evens Array (100) . fil1 (0) .m ap((e, i) i 1). filter(e e 2 0) console. log (evens)

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Content Me trying to express my sadness when programming: My IDE: