True Or True

Code review Boolean logic Redundant code If-else bad code Code smell

Javascript Programming Debugging

21 days ago 255,901 views 0 shares

True Or True

code-review-memes, boolean-logic-memes, redundant-code-memes, if-else-memes, bad-code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When you need to make absolutely sure something is true, so you just... set it to true in both branches. The classic "I've covered all my bases" approach that covers absolutely nothing. Either the data exists and we're setting trueOrFalse to true, or it doesn't exist and we're setting trueOrFalse to true. Bulletproof logic right there. This is the programming equivalent of those "choose your own adventure" books where every path leads to the same ending. Just skip the if-else and assign it directly, my friend. Your code reviewer is going to have a field day with this one.

More Like This

Christianity and JavaScript

Javascript Programming Java Frontend Backend

3 years ago 131.7K views 1 shares

Christianity and JavaScript | javascript-memes, java-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content the Father is not is the Son "gl iS d is not is not the Holy Spirit Christianity JavaScript

Stop And Get Help This Is Not Right

Javascript Webdev Programming Backend

11 months ago 248.5K views 0 shares

Stop And Get Help This Is Not Right

The anime child starts cute and concerned, begging you to stop scrolling. Then transforms into a dead-eyed, traumatized sysadmin with one simple message: "Stop using JavaScript on Server." It's the perfect visualization of what happens when innocent developers discover Node.js and suddenly think running JavaScript on the backend is a good life choice. The soul-crushing reality hits about three months into production when your memory leaks like a colander and async callbacks nest deeper than your existential dread.

FrontEnd VS BackEnd 2.0

Javascript Frontend Backend

3 years ago 161.5K views 0 shares

FrontEnd VS BackEnd 2.0 | backend-memes, frontend-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content FRONT-END BACK-END WILLIAM ERHEL a bluecoders

10 ways "Management" Makes your life hell.

Javascript Microsoft Windows Android Java

1 year ago 164.8K views 0 shares

10 ways "Management" Makes your life hell. | developer-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, android-memes, management-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, google-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, data-memes, ios-memes, database-memes, windows-memes, forms-memes, debug-memes, fix-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes, console-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 10 WAYS TO TROLL YOUR DEVELOPER 1: CHANGE ALL CONSOLE SETTINGS TO BLACK ON BLACK. STRANGE.. NO DEBUG PRINTOUTS 2: HAVE THEM FIX OLD CODE. 3: REQUIRE IT TO WORK ON ALL PLATFORMS. IT WILL HAVE TO RUN ON IOS, ANDROID, WINDOWS PHONE AND THIS ROTARY FROM 1931. 4: HIRE UNQUALIFIED DEVELOPERS. CHAD WILLBE DOING UI. :DISREGARD ANY NEED FOPTESTING A TESTING PHASE (ISN'T REALLY IN THE BUDGET. IT'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO WORK B 6: REQUIRE IT TO WORK FOR ALL USER GROUPS. MR. NIBBLES SAID ITS VERY UNINTUITIVE. MEOW. 7: POP YOUR HEAD IN EVERY FIVE MINUTES TO BOND OVER YOUR STUPID COWORKERS SHARON USES A QUESTION MARK WHEN SHE GOOGLES A QUESTION. ! 8: BLOCK ALL ACCESS TO STACK OVERFLOW. NOW, NOW, NO CHEATIN VELD 9: MAKE ALL TASKS TOP PRIORIT THE DATABASE NEEDS TO BE UP AND RUNNING ASAP, AS WELL AS THE AUDIO ENGINE, CRITICAL AND ALSO 3D BUTTON SHADING. 10:ASK A DEV TO 'FIX YOUR COMPUTER' MR. NIBBLES WAS WATCHING GOOD WIFE AND SUDDENLY THIS BLOC THINGY CAME 70 re War and Peas

Skeptical about the Client in Freelance Work? Try this

Javascript Programming Linux Databases Frontend

4 years ago 173.5K views 1 shares

Skeptical about the Client in Freelance Work? Try this | code-memes, try-memes, function-memes, date-memes, cli-memes, js-memes, query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content I heard of a guy who put a js function in every piece of spec workcompetition work he did. For every day after full payment was due, the function would lower the opacity of body by 1. As soon as full payment was given, he'd remove the function. If the client paid in full and on time, everything was fine, if they did not, their site would slowly fade away over the course of a few months. edit: Here's the code: var due new Date('2020-01-01'): var today new Date(); var daydiff Math.ceil((due.getTime() - today. getTime()) 86400000); var opacity daydiff 0 ? (100 daydiff) 100 : 1; document.querySelector ("body").style.opacity opacity; Give Award Share Report Save

A true programmer

Javascript Programming Python Linux Testing

4 years ago 206.9K views 0 shares

A true programmer | programmer-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, hacker-memes, ux-memes, vim-memes, program-memes, server-memes, array-memes, test-memes, random-memes, machine-memes, terminal-memes, data-memes, database-memes, string-memes, date-memes, email-memes, session-memes, cli-memes, network-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, ML-memes, socket-memes, ssh-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Hacker Scripts Based on a true story: xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxX: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help", "trouble", "sorry etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxX: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling wellgonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxX: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sht I'm keeping those