Toxic Things Usually Is Bright

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Toxic Things Usually Is Bright

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Nature's warning system: bright yellow and black = STAY AWAY. Poison dart frogs? Deadly gorgeous. Coral snakes? Fashion-forward killers. And then there's JavaScript with its cheerful yellow logo, sitting there all innocent-looking while it casually lets you add strings to arrays, compare bananas to motorcycles, and returns "undefined" when you sneeze wrong.

The comparison is *chef's kiss* because just like those venomous creatures, JavaScript lures you in with its accessibility and vibrant ecosystem, then BAM—you're debugging why [] + [] = "" but [] + {} = "[object Object]" and questioning every life choice that led you to web development. It's the programming equivalent of touching a pretty frog and immediately regretting it.

But hey, at least those animals have the decency to warn you upfront. JavaScript just smiles and says "everything is fine" while your type coercion nightmares multiply in the background.

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