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Toxic Things Usually Is Bright

Toxic Things Usually Is Bright
Nature's warning system: bright yellow and black = STAY AWAY. Poison dart frogs? Deadly gorgeous. Coral snakes? Fashion-forward killers. And then there's JavaScript with its cheerful yellow logo, sitting there all innocent-looking while it casually lets you add strings to arrays, compare bananas to motorcycles, and returns "undefined" when you sneeze wrong. The comparison is *chef's kiss* because just like those venomous creatures, JavaScript lures you in with its accessibility and vibrant ecosystem, then BAM—you're debugging why [] + [] = "" but [] + {} = "[object Object]" and questioning every life choice that led you to web development. It's the programming equivalent of touching a pretty frog and immediately regretting it. But hey, at least those animals have the decency to warn you upfront. JavaScript just smiles and says "everything is fine" while your type coercion nightmares multiply in the background.

Know The Difference

Know The Difference
The corporate dating hierarchy has spoken. Mention Lua? You're a mysterious, sexy unicorn deserving of heart emojis. Mention PHP? Straight to HR jail. It's not about skill—it's about perceived exoticness . Nobody at the office Christmas party wants to hear about your WordPress plugins, but that game engine scripting? Suddenly you're fascinating. Ten years in the industry and I've learned: your attractiveness is directly proportional to how obscure your programming language is. Bonus points if nobody can pronounce it correctly.