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Java? Mild concern. JavaScript? Complete nuclear meltdown of the brain. The perfect representation of developers who thought they were getting into Java's younger sibling only to discover it's an entirely unrelated language with type coercion that would make a mathematician cry. "Oh, '2' + 2 equals '22'? Sure, why not. Let's also make null == undefined but null !== undefined because consistency is for the weak."

Content JS factorial.js ... 1 JavaScript expert: 2 No, you cannot use a single identifier in your code. 3 You will get multiple errors about name conflicts. 4 5 const factorial function factorial (factorial, factorial, factorial) 6 7 8 factorialfactorial, factorial:factorialfactorial. factorial? factorial.factorial--factorialfactorialfactorial(factorial):-factorial; 9 10 return factorial factorialfactorial (factorial); 11 12 13 console. log(factorial(...,,7)); 14 15 JavaScript: hold my beer. PROBLEMS OUTPUT DEBUG CONSOLE usrlocalbinnode factorial.js 5040 ProarammerHumor.io TERMINAL

The hill programmers are willing to die on: proper syntax terminology. Nothing triggers a developer faster than hearing someone call parentheses "brackets" during code review. It's the same energy as correcting someone's grammar in the YouTube comments section. The mock TED Talk format just makes it *chef's kiss* - because we all know that person who treats basic programming knowledge like they're delivering revolutionary wisdom to the masses.

Content Python: What if everything was a dict? Java: What if everything was an object? JavaScript: What if everything was a dict and an object? C: What if everything was a pointer? APL: What if everything was an array? Tel: What if everything was a string? Prolog: What if everything was a term? LISP: What if everything was a pair? Scheme: What if everything was a function? Haskell: What if everything was a monad? Assembly: What if everything was a register? Cog: What if everything was a typeproposition? COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE? C: What if everything was like Java, but different? Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched? Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END C: What if we added everything to the language? C11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff? Rust: What if garbage collection didn't exist? Go: What if we tried designing C a second time? Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language? Peri6: What if we took the joke too far? PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier? VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program? VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again? Forth: What if everything was a stack? ColorForth: What if the stack was green? PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi? XSLT: What if everything was an XML element? Make: What if everything was a dependency? m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted? Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM? Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM? Lua: What if game developers got tired of C? Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything? Malbolge: What if there is no god? nixcraft

The conspiracy theorist's guide to programming languages. While everyone's worried about memory leaks, the real threat is corporate control. C remains the last bastion of freedom in a world where tech giants puppeteer our code. Rust? A Google puppet. JavaScript? FAANG's playground. Meanwhile, C sits there with its pointer arithmetic and segfaults saying "at least I'll let you shoot yourself in the foot with complete freedom ." The tinfoil hat comes with every compiler installation.

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