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The Pot Calling The Kettle Nil

Programming languages Language wars Language quirks Lua Nil vs null Roblox

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1 year ago 338,946 views 0 shares

The Pot Calling The Kettle Nil

lua-memes, javascript-memes, programming-languages-memes, developer-humor-memes, language-quirks-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The AUDACITY of JavaScript haters when Lua developers are RIGHT THERE! 😱 Lua devs sitting in the corner with their 1-indexed arrays and "nil" instead of null, nervously sweating and praying nobody notices their quirks while everyone's busy roasting JavaScript. It's like watching someone get away with murder while the cops are distracted by a jaywalker. The side-eye is INTENSE because honey, when your language is primarily known for Roblox and WoW addons, maybe don't throw stones from your glass gaming engine!

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