I Thought You Were Cool

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I Thought You Were Cool

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That moment of crushing disappointment when your excitement gets brutally murdered by context. You thought you found another Java dev in the wild discussing the JRE (Java Runtime Environment), only to discover they're just talking about some podcast where people yell at each other for three hours. The betrayal is written all over that face - the face of a developer who momentarily thought they found someone who understood their daily pain of "JAR hell" and ClassLoader nightmares. Back to being the only one at the party who knows what a garbage collector actually is.

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