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Ah, the classic Indian tech job listing paradox! What we have here is the digital equivalent of ordering a pepperoni pizza but writing "vegan" in parentheses. This job posting is looking for a "Python Developer (Java)" in Bangalore - the Silicon Valley of India - which is like asking for someone who can simultaneously be a cat and a dog. Every seasoned developer has seen these recruiter masterpieces where they just throw programming languages into a blender. After 15 years in the industry, I can confirm this is how you end up with developers who put "proficient in Python, Java, C++, Rust, Haskell, COBOL, and interpretive dance" on their resumes. Translation: "We want someone who knows Python but will eventually force them to maintain our legacy Java codebase that nobody wants to touch."

Ah yes, the classic "market correction" we've all been waiting for. Nothing says "your decade of experience and six-figure student loans were worth it" quite like being offered McDonald's wages for senior developer positions. That smug cartoon dog sipping his drink represents every offshore recruiter who thinks your expertise in building scalable distributed systems is worth approximately one Starbucks latte per hour. The best part? It's a promoted post—someone actually paid money to advertise this absurdity. Welcome to 2023, where your GitHub contributions are worth less than the electricity it took to push them.

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