The JavaScript Framework Apocalypse

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The JavaScript Framework Apocalypse

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DARLING, SWEETIE, HONEY! A new JavaScript framework just launched? How utterly GROUNDBREAKING! 🙄

The JavaScript ecosystem is LITERALLY DROWNING in frameworks that pop up faster than mushrooms after rain! That poor glowing skeleton is all of us - absolutely DEVASTATED by the sheer AUDACITY of yet another framework claiming to revolutionize web development.

The skeleton's response is pure GOLD: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?" Because HONESTLY, at this point announcing you're a new JS framework is like announcing you're wearing socks. Nobody. Is. Impressed.

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