The Tutorial Time Machine

The ABSOLUTE MIRACLE of building an API that works on the first try versus the 420th attempt and still having the EXACT SAME reaction! 💀 That magical moment when your code finally runs after 419 failures and you're STILL just as thrilled as the first time? Pure developer Stockholm syndrome! We're literally celebrating not being tortured anymore! The bar is in HELL and we're doing limbo with the devil!

The circle of tech life is complete. Remember judging your parents for saying "what's a browser?" Now here we are, staring at Rust's borrow checker like it's quantum physics written in hieroglyphics. After 15 years of coding, I've evolved from "I can learn any language!" to "Does this new framework spark joy? No? Then it's dead to me." The tech fatigue is real - we've all become the very technophobes we swore to replace.

Content Yo data so messy, your Boolean values are T, F, and WTF. RED DOOR INTERACTIVE GIGO

Content If you have trouble understanding a programming concept try googling it First Result: Marked as duplicate question Second Result: "Did you even try Googling before asking? The first result already has the answer." Third Result: It's an eas to understand concept, just read the documentation idiot

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern programming in one image! 😭 Once upon a time, coding legends casually CARVED ENTIRE OPERATING SYSTEMS from raw binary—FOR FUN! Like majestic stallions galloping up a beautifully carved staircase. Meanwhile, today's developers (myself included) are basically that sad little toy horse, drowning in frameworks, Stack Overflow, Git issues, and caffeine, screaming "NOTHING WORKS" into the void while frantically copying code snippets. We've evolved from digital sculptors to digital BEGGARS. The audacity of us calling ourselves "programmers" while we're just gluing libraries together and praying!

When HTML sneaks into your programming language meeting and tries to act like it belongs. The bread loaves represent actual programming languages with compilers and interpreters, while HTML is just markup sitting there like "yes fellow programming languages, I too execute code." The cat's face says it all—pure impostor syndrome. No wonder it's called "Amung Us"—HTML is the sus one trying to blend in with the real programming crew!