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The corporate sleight-of-hand that birthed the "full-stack developer" job title in one brutal meme. Instead of hiring separate frontend and backend specialists, some genius in management realized they could just make one person do both jobs while keeping the salary exactly the same. It's the tech industry's equivalent of saying "would you like fries with that?" except the fries are an entire second profession you're now responsible for. And the worst part? We all nodded along and added "full-stack" to our LinkedIn profiles like it was some kind of promotion.

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When your non-tech friend texts you at 2:12 AM about "lash maps" and your sleep-deprived brain immediately goes into developer mode. Sure, I'll explain hashmaps while you're planning your eyelash extensions. Nothing says friendship like explaining O(1) lookup time to someone who just wanted beauty advice. Next time I'll ask if they want to hear about binary trees while they're shopping for actual trees.

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The ultimate reverse psychology UI pattern! Some brilliant dev created buttons that say "Please don't touch this" right next to "Click here to purchase" – essentially guaranteeing everyone will press the forbidden button. It's the digital equivalent of putting a big red button labeled "DO NOT PRESS" in front of curious humans. The implementation is so beautifully lazy yet effective that it deserves a spot in the Hall of Fame for Malicious Compliance . The dev clearly understood that humans are hardwired to do exactly what they're told not to do. Probably knocked this out 5 minutes before the deadline while muttering "ship it and let QA deal with it."