Please Agree On One Name

Ah, the eternal civil war among programmers trying to get the size of something. Is it count()? size()? length? sizeof()? len()? Every damn language and library decided to pick their own favorite, and now we're all just Spider-Men pointing at each other in confusion.

Nothing says "I'm a seasoned developer" like muscle memory making you type the wrong size function in every language and then cursing under your breath when the IDE throws a red squiggly line. Consistency? In programming? That's a good joke!