The Beginning Of An Idiocracy

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Behold the horrifying family lineage of programming languages! C and C++ started as a respectable couple with just TWO family members. Fast forward a measly 5 years and BOOM—JavaScript appears. But wait for the apocalypse! 60 years later we're drowning in a TSUNAMI of JavaScript frameworks and libraries that have multiplied faster than rabbits on energy drinks! The family tree looks like someone sneezed on a genealogy chart! This is what happens when you let a language created in 10 days reproduce unchecked. The horror! THE HORROR!

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