The Beginning Of An Idiocracy

Content Why do many people choose computer science as a major? Terry Lambert Follow Physicist, Mathematician, Computer scientist Dec 3 A lot of them do it because they think they will get a big payday, work 9-5, and be able to buy a jetski and a trophy spouse, a dog, and 2.5 kids. These people generally fail to get their payday. For others, it's a driving compulsion to be "god over the little box under the desk" These people can be moderately successful, but they tend to be just as obsessive in other parts of their life, and so they self-sabotage. And other people do it because "it's their calling", and the have the proper attributes, like a very large short term memory, a knack for problem solving, a knack for seeing things as a system built up from discrete components, are good with languages, particularly punning, such that computer languages come easy to them. These aren't all the attributes, but these people tend to be highly successful. 74.9K views View 280 upvotes View 1 share Answer requested by Roeen

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Content rLibertarian uFishman89 12h i.redd.it At least my fortune knows more than the entire Democratic Party A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A lax is a fine for doing well. 11k J 339 L Share Am the only one bothered by the recursive nature I this statement? fine tax for doing wrong And tax fine for doing well Then "A tax is a fine for doing well" Is "A fine for doing well is a tax for doing wrong for doing well" "A tax for doing wrong for doing well is a fine for doing well for doing wrong for doing well" "A fine for doing well for doing wrong for doing well is a tax for doing wrong for doing well for doing wrong for doing well" I can keep on going. ProdrammerHumor.io

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