The Beginning Of An Idiocracy

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Forget your fancy synthetic benchmarks and Crysis runs—the true test of any GPU's worth is whether it can render a photorealistic 3D rat at a smooth 165 FPS. Because nothing says "cutting-edge graphics performance" quite like a chonky rodent spinning in the void. Someone actually built this as a WebGL benchmark tool, and honestly? It's more entertaining than watching progress bars. Your $2000 RTX 4090 better be able to handle those fur shaders, or what's even the point? The rat judges all. The top-left corner shows a glorious 165 FPS at 165 Hz—clearly running on hardware that respects the rat. If your machine can't handle the bigrat, maybe it's time to upgrade. Or just accept that you'll be stuck at 30 FPS looking at a slightly less majestic rodent.

JavaScript developers dealing with so many bugs they've evolved into superhuman debugging machines. When your code is 90% workarounds and 10% actual features, you either cry or get absolutely ripped from carrying the technical debt. No wonder the guy can't afford a shirt – spent all his money on protein and Stack Overflow premium.

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