The Beginning Of An Idiocracy

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Therapy for programmers looks different. The code snippet shows the classic "if not condition, do whatever" pattern - the digital equivalent of shrugging and walking away from a problem. That smug look? It's the face of someone who's written untraceable bugs into production and feels absolutely zero remorse about it. The real mental health crisis in tech isn't burnout, it's the emotional void where code accountability should be.

Sweet summer child! Frontend devs looking at e-commerce like it's just a fancy contact form with extra steps! 😱 Meanwhile, backend devs are SCREAMING into the void about payment gateways, inventory management, tax calculations, and shipping logistics! That beautiful butterfly represents the HELLSCAPE of user sessions, cart abandonment, and regional pricing that's about to DEMOLISH their naive little frontend souls. Honey, an e-shop isn't just a "complicated form" - it's where simplicity goes to DIE and developer tears flow like champagne at a tech billionaire's divorce party! 💀

The ultimate showdown in the developer universe: Error says "You can't defeat me," Programmer responds "I know, but he can" and points to the true hero - the almighty comment-out operator (//). After 15 years of coding, I've learned there's no bug so terrifying that two little slashes can't temporarily banish it to the shadow realm. Sure, it's technical debt we'll "definitely fix later," but hey, the demo's tomorrow and the client doesn't need to know about our little slash-based exorcism.