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Not Easyto Findthatmany People

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[text] F Mayank Joshi dermayank Dear recruiters if you are looking for Java Python PHP React Angular PostgreSQL Redis MongoDB AWS S3 EC2 ECS EKS nix system administration Git and Cl with TDD Docker Kubernetes Thats not a Full Stack Developer Thats an entire IT department 352 PM 29 Jun 21 Twitter for Mac 1403 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 5532 Likes

The Current Job Market

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[text] 2020 Company We hope you have a pulse because were about to pay you 100k and teach you everything you need to know Me Yay Im a software engineer 2024 Company You must know SQL Java Kubernetes Docker AWS Terraform Jenkins CICD C ServiceNow NoSQL GraphQL Typescript Spring SpringBoot Selenium Maven JUnit Javascript Jest NodeJS MongoDB Angular HTML CSS TCP IP Linux Virtualization TLS GCP Bash have active security clearance masters degree CS or related field and mi um 10 years of experience. Please provide cover letter academic transcript and 3 professional references. Posted now. Entry level role 22.50hr. 800 applications job expired. made with mematic

Not Easy To Find That Many People

notEasyToFindThatManyPeople | developer-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, react-memes, git-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, mongodb-memes, postgresql-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, redis-memes, mac-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, cs-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mayank Joshi dermayank Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer That's an entire IT department 3:52 PM 29 Jun 21 Twitter for Mac 1,403 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 5,532 Likes 17 :

The Great Genghis Khan Or My Code

theGreatGenghisKhanOrMyCode | code-memes, coder-memes, mongo-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mongolian coders in the bathtub after a long day: REFLECT ON MY CODE KHOTUN KHAN

Great Time To Be Anew Grad

greatTimeToBeANewGrad | programming-memes, software-memes, development-memes, web-memes, engineer-memes, design-memes, software engineer-memes, program-memes, try-memes, test-memes, threading-memes, sql-memes, excel-memes, rest-memes, web services-memes, asynchronous-memes, mongo-memes, edge-memes, bot-memes, nosql-memes, language-memes, vm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Software Engineer Victoria's Secret Co. - Bengaluru, Karnataka, India (On-site) Reposted 2 weeks ago 1,297 applicants Full-time - Entry level Qualifications: 4 year degree in Information Systems or an equivalent combination of course work and job experience Flexibility is a must to support our customers 247365, where extended hours may be necessary At a minimum the below experience: 3 years of Experience multiple JVM based languages 1 year experience in Golang Successful track record in solution development and delivery Excellent software design and system architecture skills. Strong background with multi-threading, event-based software architecture Strong background in distributed systems. Strong background in asynchronous patterns and multithreaded programming. Experience developing REST based web services Good knowledge of NoSQL db's like Mongo and Couch Knowledge and experience on microservice architecture Strong knowledge of Agile development methodology, Test Driven Development, Continuous Integration, and Test Automation Outstanding communication skills, both oral and written

The Enterprise Prefers Mongo Db

theEnterprisePrefersMongoDB | data-memes, excel-memes, database-memes, mongodb-memes, mongo-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content For the last time, EXCEL is NOT a database

Mongo Db Was Amistake

mongoDbWasAMistake | sql-memes, mongodb-memes, mongo-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Juan Pedro Fisanotti fisadev Human evolution reached its peak at SQL with WHERE age 42 OR name NOT IN "arthur" "marvin" and then MongoDB came in and sent us back to the stone age with Sor: age: gte: 42, name: (Snin: "arthur", "marvin" 13313

Say what?

Say what? | security-memes, mongodb-memes, authentication-memes, mongo-memes, IT-memes, public-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content TODAY Messages to this chat and calls are now secured with end-to-end encryption. Tap for more info. Hi. La security issue. some details are public through a MongoDB with no Authentication 20-32 J kindly give me some contact info of a person who manages security 20:33 Hey, Thanks for the information. I will forward it to the concerned team. 20:33 May I know where did you get this number from? You 20.34 security issue. some details are public through a MongoDB w... the same database 20.37 V

7k per year nahh man💀 Apparently being a startup is a pass to pay slave wages

7k per year nahh man💀 Apparently being a startup is a pass to pay slave wages | programming-memes, developer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, tech-memes, php-memes, java-memes, web-memes, design-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, server-memes, jquery-memes, mysql-memes, node-memes, node.js-memes, loc-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, database-memes, laravel-memes, mongodb-memes, api-memes, date-memes, monitor-memes, cli-memes, mongo-memes, rds-memes, edge-memes, query-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, front-end-memes, cs-memes, startup-memes, framework-memes, fullstack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Sr Fullstack Developer at Canadian Wealth 7k-12k No equity Are you tired of looking for the next project to work on? This opportunity is for you. We are looking for highly motivated candidate that wants to join a fast growing startups based in Canada. As a Fullstack Developer, you will be responsible for the server-side web application logic as well as for the integration of the front-end part. If you have outstanding programming skills and a great passion for developing beautiful, innovative applications, then you will love this job. The Job: Set the technical direction and standards for vour team Work collaboratively with other team members Full responsibility for your application (deploy, monitor, and maintain) Design database and client-server architecture The Ideal Candidate: 4 years experience with web frameworks Proven experience with Laravel, PHP, HTML, JavaScript, Node.js, Mysql Proven experience with CSS, SCSS, Javascript, query Expert knowledge of API architectures concepts Save Apply Location Remote Calgary Job type Contract Visa sponsorship Not Available Hires remotely in India Nigeria Experience 2 years Skills PHP Javascript jQuery MySQL MongoDB HTMLCSSPHPMYSQL Laravel Blade Templating Hiring contact Alexandre Cam... CEO 5 years

I am the IT department

I am the IT department | developer-memes, software-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, react-memes, git-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, mongodb-memes, postgresql-memes, docker-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, redis-memes, kubernetes-memes, cs-memes, comment-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d g Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 8,801 391 comments ProarammerHumor.io

Study Computer Science They Said It Is Easy To Find Ajob They Said

studyComputerScienceTheySaidItIsEasyToFindAJobTheySaid | computer-memes, tech-memes, management-memes, server-memes, data-memes, security-memes, sql-memes, sql server-memes, database-memes, mongodb-memes, oracle-memes, list-memes, function-memes, performance-memes, monitor-memes, cli-memes, mongo-memes, production-memes, IT-memes, edge-memes, query-memes, nosql-memes, tables-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DBA Specialist - SQL Server - Junior DBA Specialist - SQL Server Oracle Our client is looking for a DBA Specialist SQL Server to reinforce his team Mission Role - Responsible for the SQL Server databases - Optimise using SQL 2016 2019 in a fully redundant configuration - Monitor performances of Database Systems - Troubleshoot production performance and functional issues - Solid knowledge and experience in T-SQL, including query optimization, stored procedures - SQL Server Installation, Upgrades, Migrations and Configuration - working knowledge of database management (creating databases, users, tables, indexes, partitions) Technical skills - 5-6 vears experience in SQL Server administration - Very good skills in T-SQL - Very good skills in database optimization - Very good skills regarding IT security - Good knowledge on SSIS, SSAS and SSRS - Commodities or Financial Services background desirable - Advanced knowledge on Transact-SQL and scripting - Knowledge of another DB Engine including NoSQL (MongoDB

That’s a lot of data

That’s a lot of data | software-memes, management-memes, array-memes, data-memes, json-memes, database-memes, object-memes, search-memes, mongo-memes, IT-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rAskReddit uS Eleni 12h After you die, you get access to a database with all the information ever known or collected throughout human history. What do you search for first? Discussion T 4.5k 2.0k Share BEST COMMENTS NicNoletree 11h 1 Award Find out what database software they use, how much data they have, and begin looking at the table structure and relationships. Reply 4 1.4k jeremy1015 6h Plot twist: It's Mongo and the entirety of human history is stored in a single JSON object. The top level is a key called "events" and the value is an unsorted array. 4 217 J JuniorSenior Trainee 3h Turns out god is a really nervous DB admin waiting for the inevitable. All the Apocalypse stuff in the Bible was actually just a misunderstanding of him saying "Guys you don't get it, I literally built this shit in seven days when I probably should've spent years on it. But management was pressuring me to deliver in seven days so I had to hack together this garbage and it will definitely break any minute now. 159 Ar4n 2h Mistranslation in the Bible. On the 7th day he tested.