Street Magic: JavaScript Edition

The most honest developer resume you'll ever see! This is basically every junior developer's portfolio when they apply for that "5 years experience required" job. Nothing screams "hire me" quite like a Hello World app, the legendary Test App that definitely works 60% of the time, and the crown jewel—Untitled Project, which was absolutely going to revolutionize the industry before the developer got distracted by a new JavaScript framework. The holy trinity of "trust me, I'm a programmer."

Ah, the pinnacle of frontend design! Nothing says "we care about user experience" quite like a date picker that requires you to assemble your birthday like a ransom note cut from different magazines. The month selector is having an existential crisis with "j", "nov", and "febr" trying to coexist with "octo", "em", and "uly". Meanwhile, the day field defaulted to zero because apparently being born on the 0th day of the month is totally a thing now. And let's not forget the year 1900 - perfect for all those 124-year-old users filling out your form. This is what happens when you tell the intern "just make it work" without code review.

Ah, the classic programmer identity crisis. Someone asked for the most useful programming languages for 2025 and got Swift, C++, Go, and JavaScript mixed in with French, Japanese, Arabic, and German. Guess the algorithm can't tell the difference between talking to computers and talking to humans. Probably trained on Stack Overflow comments where both are equally incomprehensible. At least they didn't recommend COBOL - that would've been a real sign of AI hallucination.

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