Object properties Memes

When you're so deep in the code that even your prom proposal becomes a function call. My man wrote a whole promposal in what looks like JavaScript syntax, complete with conditional logic and object property assignment. The best part? He's treating the entire romantic gesture like he's debugging a relationship API. "If Hannah's answer equals 'yes', then set Micah's mood to 'Happy'." Solid logic flow, decent variable naming conventions, and the function executed successfully judging by that smile. Return value: true. Side effects: one very happy developer and his date. No error handling though—risky move, but sometimes you gotta ship to production without the try-catch block and hope for the best.

The real street magic here is using Unicode character references as object keys to confuse even "super senior JS developers." That code is pure evil - using those weird \u escape sequences to access object properties, then doing some arithmetic with them. The magician knew exactly what he was doing. Nothing makes frontend devs question their life choices faster than JavaScript's object property access quirks combined with Unicode escape sequences. And they fell right into his trap, going from "we can solve any expression" to "OMG" in 0.2 seconds flat. Classic JavaScript humiliation in the wild.