Still Valid

Ancient Roman roads standing strong after 2000+ years vs JavaScript packages that become archaeological artifacts before you finish your coffee. The Unix utilities from the 80s are out here being the immortal legends they were born to be, while your JS dependency tree is already deprecated, broken, and probably has 47 critical security vulnerabilities. Like, imagine explaining to a Roman engineer that our modern code has a shelf life shorter than milk. They built roads that literally still carry traffic today, and we can't even keep a package working through a minor version bump without everything catching fire. The durability gap is SENDING me.