Is It Really Worth It

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Is It Really Worth It

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So you finally learned JavaScript after months of callback hell and promise chains. Congratulations. Now someone's gonna tell you that you should've learned TypeScript from the start because "type safety" and "better refactoring." The door you just squeezed through? Yeah, it's basically a trash compactor now, and TypeScript is sitting pretty on the other side like it owns the place.

The real kicker is that TypeScript is just JavaScript with extra steps and angle brackets. You could've saved yourself the trauma and gone straight there, but no, you had to learn what undefined is not a function means at runtime like some kind of caveman.

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