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When your Discord registration is secretly running on a 486 processor from 1992. Ten minutes to check a nickname? In that time I could compile the Linux kernel, refactor my entire codebase, AND question all my life choices that led me to this moment. The spinning circle of doom is probably just a single-threaded function checking if your nickname contains any forbidden characters while simultaneously mining cryptocurrency on the side.

Ah, the classic "unpaid intern" bait-and-switch! Nothing says "we value your skills" quite like demanding 4+ years of React.js experience for an unpaid internship. The audacity of requiring 3+ years of front-end engineering AND React Native experience for someone who won't even get paid is just *chef's kiss* corporate delusion at its finest. Translation: "We want a senior developer willing to work for exposure and the vague possibility of maybe getting paid someday." Next they'll be asking for your kidney as a signing bonus.

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You know that feeling when you spend weeks crafting the "perfect" UI with three neatly separated components, only for users to completely break your design philosophy by sprawling across it like they own the place? That's frontend development in a nutshell. We build elegant cat food bowls, and users turn them into bizarre cat beds. No matter how many hours you spend on your wireframes, users will find the most chaotic way possible to interact with your creation. And then management wonders why the sprint's running behind. "Just make it more intuitive," they say. Sure, let me just predict how three different species of cat will decide to sleep on it first.