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Content 13 Some scientist on the news said 1 out of 3 programmers understands regular expressions Well, I don't Neither do I It's probably 1 out of 4 ProgrammerHumo

Content Stack Overflow -8 How do I print something to the console in Python? python python-3.x How do I print something to the console in Python? I assume there is a function to do this? If there is what is it? I'd like to do this in python3 btw. If someone could please help me, that'd be great. Asked 17 minutes ago Edited 14 minutes ago 163 Mar 24,998 13 052 FAVORITE EDIT SHARE " F What tutorial are you using the Jesn't cover this in the very beginning? - N 14 minutes ago I'm not using any tutorials, just asking all of my questions through Stack Overtlow? minutes ago Is this a satire post? - Minutes ago Show All Comments Add Comment Questions Inbox Achievements More

The perfect programming double entendre! In software development, exceptions are literally designed to handle special cases without affecting the main code flow. That's their entire purpose! Any developer who's written a try/catch block is silently screaming at this tweet. The irony is just *chef's kiss* - teachers using "exception" as an excuse not to make exceptions, while programmers create exceptions specifically to handle unique situations. The compiler would be so disappointed.

The classic "I know kung fu" moment, but for programming nerds. Some hotshot claims they "use C++ in JavaScript" and when challenged, reveals their groundbreaking technique: a for loop with c++ as the iterator. That's like saying you speak French because you can say "bonjour." The violence in the last panel is completely justified - that's just standard code review procedure for crimes against programming languages. This is why senior devs drink so much coffee.

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