Somebody Please Fix This

You use if statements with spaces after the keyword. I use the proper syntax with no space. That stern look isn't just for show—it's the face of someone who's saved kilobytes across a career by eliminating unnecessary whitespace. Ten years from now, when your codebase is 17KB larger than mine for no functional benefit, you'll understand. Efficiency isn't just about algorithms; it's a lifestyle.

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Content S A V CHOSE WISELY... one framework will bring you life, but the others will take it away

Congratulations to HR for inventing a filter so powerful it rejected their own tech lead! Turns out they were searching for "AngularJS" when they needed "Angular" developers—two completely different frameworks that just happen to share a name and confuse non-technical people. The sweet irony? Their auto-rejection system was so efficiently broken that it filtered out every single qualified candidate for three months while HR kept lying about having "candidates in the pipeline." Nothing says corporate efficiency like designing an automated system to reject the exact people you're trying to hire! Half the HR department got fired, but hey—at least their keyword filtering worked flawlessly at something!

Content People learning JavaScript: "I'II use array.sort() to sort this list of numbers!" JavaScript: a 5645,1, 21, 100000, 30, 4, 566, 561 1 (8) 5645, 1, 21, 100000, 30, 4, 566, 56 a.sort () (8) f1, 100000, 21, 30, 4, 56, 5645, 566

Content wow! HOW DID YOU GET LIKE THAT? EVERY TIME 1 DO ONE 'PUSH-UP .I DO ONE PUSH-UP. JESUS CHRIST. SHEN COMIX