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Content rAskReddit uS Eleni 12h After you die, you get access to a database with all the information ever known or collected throughout human history. What do you search for first? Discussion T 4.5k 2.0k Share BEST COMMENTS NicNoletree 11h 1 Award Find out what database software they use, how much data they have, and begin looking at the table structure and relationships. Reply 14k jeremv1015 6h Plot twist: It's Mongo and the entirety of human history is stored in a single JSON object. The top level is a key called "events" and the value is an unsorted array 4 217 JuniorSeniorTrainee 3h Turns out god is a really nervous DB admin waiting for the inevitable. All the Apocalypse stuff in the Bible was actually just a misunderstanding of him saying "Guys you don't get it, I literally built this shit in seven days when I probably should've spent years on it. But management was pressuring me to deliver in seven days so I had to hack together this garbage and it will definitely break anv minute now. 159 Ar4n 2h Mistranslation in the Bible. On the 7th day he tested.

Relationship saved with a single line of code. Guy tells his girlfriend she's at index 1 in his array of interests, making her think she's his #2 priority. Plot twist: arrays start at 0, so she's actually his #1. Classic programmer misdirection that works because non-programmers don't realize zero-indexing exists. Somewhere, a senior dev is nodding approvingly at this elegant solution to a production issue.

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JavaScript's type coercion strikes again! In JS, NaN (Not a Number) is technically categorized as a "number" type. Check it yourself with typeof NaN and watch your sanity slowly dissolve. It's like labeling a vegetarian restaurant "meat" because it's a food-related establishment. The wide-eyed shock on that cat's face perfectly represents every developer's reaction when discovering this cosmic joke buried in the language spec. The ECMAScript committee is probably still giggling about this one.

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