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The hill programmers are willing to die on: proper syntax terminology. Nothing triggers a developer faster than hearing someone call parentheses "brackets" during code review. It's the same energy as correcting someone's grammar in the YouTube comments section. The mock TED Talk format just makes it *chef's kiss* - because we all know that person who treats basic programming knowledge like they're delivering revolutionary wisdom to the masses.

Content Eddy Vinck JavaScript EddyVinckk Web developers in 2020: If we split our JavaScript into separate files and load them on demand we can make the initial request to the homepage 30Kb smaller Game developers in 2020: Here's a 110Gb download including files we're not even using anymore 7:37 PM Jul 13, 2020 Twitter for Android 1 View Tweet activity 29 Retweets 168 Likes

Content Programming in high school and college: I can write a function to check if a number is a palindrome, a "Dog" class that overrides methods of the "Animal" class, and a dictionary that receives the real name of a superhero as key and returns their secret identity. I suppose that I have enough practice to start the next unicorn that will disrupt a major tech industry. imghip FIVE YEARS LATER, SEARCHING FOR WORK: K "What are all of these arcane symbols? How do I unit test? Who is JSON, and why is the letter 'A' missing in his name?" Imgflig

Ah, the classic "200 means success, right?" approach to HTTP status codes. This brave developer is checking if the status is "greater than or equal to 200" which is like saying "as long as the patient's temperature is above 98.6°F, they're perfectly healthy!" – even if it's 108°F and they're literally on fire. Fun fact: HTTP status codes in the 200s mean success, 300s are redirections, 400s are client errors, and 500s are server errors. So this code will happily announce "File uploaded successfully" even when the server is melting down with a 500 error. It's the coding equivalent of "this is fine" while everything burns around you.

Content When you add a string to an integer and wait for an error but javascript returns a string JS Parkour!