Say Good Morning To The JavaScript Ecosystem

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Say Good Morning To The JavaScript Ecosystem

javascript-memes, frontend-memes, npm-memes, dependencies-memes, frameworks-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Opening the door to the JavaScript ecosystem feels like unleashing a Lovecraftian horror of frameworks, libraries, and build tools. That innocent "Good morning!" quickly turns into an existential crisis when you realize you're facing a monster with React, Angular, Vue, Node, Webpack, and about 47 other dependencies you'll need to configure before lunch. The beast's many tentacles represent the endless rabbit holes of package management hell. And the best part? By tomorrow morning, half of those logos will be deprecated.

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