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The eternal tech cycle strikes again! Poor orange dev is trapped in a "hype loop" – that inescapable vortex where we convince ourselves every new framework/language/tool will solve all our problems. When asked how long this affliction lasts, yellow dev casually drops "about 3 years" – just enough time to master something before it becomes "legacy tech." Then comes the inevitable suggestion to abandon ship for some shiny new "game-changing" solution. The final "good luck" is the chef's kiss – that knowing farewell to someone about to waste years chasing the next technological mirage. Meanwhile, the graveyard of abandoned technologies grows ever larger. Angular.js sends its regards.

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