Node Modules: The Black Hole Of Your Hard Drive

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The eternal quest for software enlightenment ends with a splash of cold reality. After 15 years of searching, our intrepid developer discovers the sacred "Scroll of Truth" only to chuck it back into the abyss when faced with the uncomfortable revelation that "adding another layer of abstraction does not solve every problem." Somewhere, a senior architect is furiously drawing another UML diagram to prove this wrong while three new JavaScript frameworks were created during the time it took you to read this.

Oh. My. GOD! The eternal tech hierarchy in one glorious image! 💅 Backend code is just standing there like some mysterious brooding figure that nobody sees or appreciates. Meanwhile, Frontend code is being absolutely WORSHIPPED by the masses with photos and grabby hands because it's all pretty and visible. And then there's the User Interface just BEAMING with pride like "Look at me, I'm the REAL star of this show!" The AUDACITY! Backend developers everywhere are screaming into their mechanical keyboards right now!

The tiniest blue sliver in this pie chart is what actual programmer humor looks like. The massive orange chunk? That's just an endless loop of "Java bad, Python slow, JavaScript bad, senior developer is god" posts. It's basically r/programmerhumor in a nutshell—where original jokes go to die and recycled language wars thrive. The irony is that the people making these memes probably just finished their first "Hello World" tutorial and suddenly think they're qualified to roast entire programming languages. Next week they'll discover arrays and make a meme about how they start at 0.