Node Modules: The Black Hole Of Your Hard Drive

The corporate mantra that haunts every developer's nightmares. Some exec heard "dependencies are risky" once at a golf course and suddenly your team is reinventing perfectly good wheels because "we need to own the libs." Meanwhile, the same company will happily outsource their entire infrastructure to AWS without blinking. The irony burns hotter than my CPU after running npm install.

That feeling of pure triumph when your WebSockets actually work in production is *chef's kiss*. After days of watching connection errors pile up like dirty dishes, debugging CORS issues that make no logical sense, and frantically Googling "why WebSocket connection closed code 1006" at 2AM, you finally see that beautiful open connection. It's like finding a unicorn riding a rainbow—theoretically possible but rarely witnessed in the wild. The sweet victory of real-time data flowing seamlessly between your front and back end makes you want to raise your arms in triumph like you just conquered the entire internet. Until tomorrow when it randomly disconnects again for absolutely no reason.

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The cosmic horror of discovering that the language you've been trying to escape has consumed the entire programming universe. JavaScript started as that quirky little browser language, then quietly infiltrated servers with Node.js, slithered into mobile apps with React Native, and now apparently runs the simulation we call reality. Future archaeologists will dig through the ruins of our civilization and find nothing but npm dependency trees going all the way down. The astronaut with the gun is just acknowledging what senior developers have known all along—resistance is futile, and we're all just writing JavaScript with extra steps.

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