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Content I rProgrammerHumor JavaScript Teacher javascriptual When I worked at Google I saw this code: if (user.cookies.agreed) CollectData(user) else CollectData(user) 9:28 am 27 Jan 21 Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 33 Quote Tweets 201 Likes

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Ah, the endless scroll of nested if statements! This comic perfectly captures that moment when your code logic gets so deep you need a spelunking team to find your way back out. The comic just keeps going... and going... and going... just like that conditional nightmare you wrote at 3 AM that seemed like a good idea at the time. By the time you reach the end, you've forgotten what the original condition even was! This is why senior devs wake up in cold sweats screaming "REFACTOR!" and why code reviewers contemplate career changes. The real horror isn't the monster under your bed—it's the 17 nested if statements waiting for you in Monday's code review.