Javascript Junkies

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Javascript Programming Frontend Webdev React

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Javascript Junkies

javascript-memes, frameworks-memes, vanilla-js-memes, frontend-memes, web-development-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

That poor Vanilla JS developer surrounded by framework fanatics in the JavaScript pool party! The lone dev just trying to write clean, native code while everyone points and judges like he brought a flip phone to an iPhone convention. Framework zealots never miss a chance to evangelize their library of choice, while vanilla devs are left explaining why they don't need 300MB of node_modules to render a button. The irony? That vanilla JS dev probably understands the language better than all the framework swimmers combined!

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Print Everything

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Oh sweetie, you think I'm going to use a sophisticated debugging system when I can just LITTER MY CODE with print statements like some kind of digital breadcrumb trail?! 💅 The AUDACITY of proper debugging tools expecting me to learn how they work when I can just sprinkle print("MADE IT HERE!!!") and print("WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING OMG") throughout my code like some deranged fairy godmother of troubleshooting! And don't you DARE judge me when I forget to remove them before pushing to production! That's just my signature, darling! ✨

Thank Him For That

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Thank Him For That

The debugging escalation hierarchy in its final form! First, you bother your friend who's just trying to code in peace. Then you post on StackOverflow and get roasted for not providing a minimal reproducible example. But the GALAXY BRAIN move? Tweeting directly at Brendan Eich—the literal creator of JavaScript—about your broken script tag. And what does the legend do? Simply replies "Show the html please." Not "Do you know who I am?!" Just calmly asking for the code like a regular dev helping out. The absolute chad of programming language creators just casually debugging your homework on Twitter.

The Immortal PHP: Web Development's Greatest Zombie

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THE ETERNAL ZOMBIE LANGUAGE THAT REFUSES TO DIE! 💀 For THREE DECADES developers have been screaming "PHP is dead!" while frantically pushing the next hot framework. ColdFusion! ASP.NET! Ruby on Rails! Django! NextJS! Each one supposedly hammering the final nail in PHP's coffin. Meanwhile, PHP is just sitting there, powering like 78% of the internet, sipping tea and planning its 30th birthday party. The ultimate comeback story! The cockroach of programming languages that survives every nuclear framework bomb dropped on it! And the irony? We're still typing

Don't forget to break your loops

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Frontend Developers these days

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Zero Warnings: Corporate Edition

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Zero Warnings: Corporate Edition

Compile with -w flag: zero errors, zero warnings. Compile without it: same zero errors but 5678 warnings. Management can't spot the difference because the code still runs. Welcome to production, where we ignore compiler warnings like we ignore our mental health. The real job security is being the only one who knows which warnings actually matter.