Javascript Junkies

JavaScript, you absolute TROLL! 🙄 First you tell us NaN stands for "Not A Number" and then have the AUDACITY to claim its type is 'number'?! The BETRAYAL! The DRAMA! The INCONSISTENCY! It's like JavaScript is gaslighting its own developers with this nonsense. "I'm not a number, but also I AM a number." Pick a lane, JavaScript! This is why developers need therapy!

Ancient Egyptians built massive pyramids with nothing but stone tools and manpower. Meanwhile, modern developers need sixteen JavaScript frameworks, three cloud subscriptions, and a $3000 MacBook Pro with 64GB RAM just to center a div. And they still complain about the Wi-Fi being slow.

OH. MY. GOD. JavaScript, you absolute DRAMA QUEEN! 💅 Look at this chaotic hellscape of array and object addition! Empty array plus empty object? "[object Object]". But switch the order and suddenly it's ZERO?! And then we throw in parentheses and JavaScript has a complete existential crisis and gives us "NaN" like it's having a nervous breakdown! This is why we can't have nice things in frontend development. JavaScript is that toxic friend who changes the rules every time you think you understand them. I'm literally DYING at how it's just making up math as it goes along. Type coercion? More like type CONFUSION, honey! 🙄

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Content How can I use Python to get the system hostname? Asked 9 years, 8 months ago Active 1 year, 4 months ago Viewed 525k times 698 I'm writing a chat program for a local network. I would like be able to identify computers and get the user-set computer name with Python. python hostname share edit follow flag 98 edited Sep 13 '16 at 16:00 Itay Grudev 5,455 4 39 76 asked Nov 24 '10 at 21:33 John 12.9k 10 40 63 add a comment start a bounty 11 Answers Active Oldest Votes 1064 Use socket and its gethostname () functionality. This will get the hostname of the computer where the Python interpreter is running: import socket print (socket. gethostname ()) V f9 share edit follow flag edited Feb 10 '15 at 23:02 the Tin Man 146k 30 192 272 answered Nov 24 '10 at 21:36 Alex 55.8k 45 143 174 70 well, that's not correct. It works for me offline and in home, but now I am a office and this returns a different host name. - DataGreed Jun 21 '12 at 13:39

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